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We all have that one friend...

You know the one. She's eternally clumsy and just a little bit accident prone. But you love her all the same because she always provides some entertainment. Here are some of the dramatic things that your clumsy friend is likely to say on any given day.   ''It's cool, I'll walk it off.'' Usually muttered after a particularly public and embarrassing tumble.   ''Do you think this is broken?'' Oh God, here we go again. It's not the first time nor will it be the last time that she has muttered this phrase to you. Thankfully your well-versed on your first aid tips and know exactly where to take her in an emergency whether that's a Vhi SwiftCare Clinic for minor injuries or the hospital if it's something more serious.   ''My phone decided to go for a swim in the toilet. Get me on here.'' She has definitely put up this Facebook status on more than one occasion.   ''That lamp/door/bus/person came out of nowhere.'' Suuurreee it did...   ''How do you stop a nose bleed again?'' You've probably told her the proper procedure about ten times by now but that doesn't stop her ringing you up as soon as it happens.   ''I genuinely have no idea where that bruise came from.'' She is always showing up with random bruises on her legs with no recollection where she got them from. Oh well...     ''That drink just flew out of my hand.'' No one is falling for that one Susan. All it takes is a funny story or a dramatic punchline and there is a shower of drink everywhere. She just can't help it.   ''And that's when I nearly died'' Chances are that she just slipped on a freshly mopped floor but sometimes you have to add a bit of flare for dramatic effect you know.   This article is brought to you by Vhi SwiftCare Clinics.  If you've got a minor injury or illness why wait? Vhi SwiftCare Clinics aim to deal with patients within an hour and are located in Dundrum, Swords and Mahon, Cork. The clinics are open from 8 am -10 pm 365 days a year, and no appointment is needed. You can find out more about their services here.