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1st January 2015
07:50pm GMT

2. Losing weight
This is a sure-fire way to a) make you feel crap about yourself b) end up disappointed, and c) make you forget that being healthy is what’s really important.
3. Giving up alcohol… or anything actually
Going old turkey isn’t the way to go… unless it’s in a sandwich the day after a roast dinner.
4. Hitting the gym every day
While this would be a lovely resolution to be able to keep, it’s just not practical. You are better finding a way of keeping fit that you enjoy and do that three to four times a week.
5. Going on a diet
Please refer to point number two on this list.
6. Avoiding Penneys
So you might have spent a bit too much on clothes last year but Penneys has never done anything to deserve this treatment. If anything, it has saved you money. Your resolution should really be to stick to Penneys.
7. Cutting out men
Don’t punish yourself because of a few plonkers. Cut them out, not men as a whole.
8. Saving money
Sure it would be great to put some money away but don’t let it stop you from buying that handbag you’ve been lusting after and remember, be realistic.
9. Stop stressing
We hate to break it to you but if you’re someone who tends to get stressed, a new calendar year isn’t going to change anything. A nice relaxing bath and trip to the salon might though!

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