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Published 21:08 22 Oct 2014 BST
Updated 11:59 26 Oct 2014 GMT
“We have the best chipper in the country”
We'll believe it when we taste it. (It definitely won't compare to our local chipper.)
“I actually just live on the outskirts”
Join the club.
“Everyone knows everyone”
The only thing that changes with this phrase is the tone and whether you roll your eyes or not.
“It’s alright”
We Irish never big anything up… except maybe our mams.
“Well at least it’s not Longford”
Still doesn't stop us from being incredibly defensive. (Also, for the record, we have nothing against Longford.)
“There’s no place like home”
You said it Dorothy!
‘I’m a 29-year-old woman and my income would shock my friends if it was made public’
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