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Published 15:20 24 Dec 2012 GMT
Updated 10:51 15 Jun 2015 BST
Here will reveal the best or worst groan-inducing gags you can look forward to tomorrow...
What do you call two happy mushrooms?
Fun guys.
What does Santa do when the elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
What does Santa suffer when he gets stuck in the chimney?
Claustraphobia.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vamopire?
Frostbite!
How do sheep in Mexico say Happy Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
What do snowmen wear on their head?
Ice caps.
What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss.
What is Santa’s favourite pizz?
A deep pan, crisp and even.
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