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01st Feb 2018

We’re all VERY confused about these ‘products for single people’

Orlaith Condon

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January is officially over.

With February finally here, many are looking forward to one or all of the special days that come with this glorious month. From Ice Cream for Breakfast Day on Saturday (yes, that’s a real thing) to Pancake Tuesday the week after next, there’s a lot to look forward to.

Another big day that many will be celebrating this year is Valentine’s Day. Yes, love it or ignore it, Valentine’s Day is on its way, and while we don’t have a problem with people celebrating whatever way they wish, we are not all that fond of the increasing level of sympathy for us single folk around this time of year.

For those of you that are single this time of year, you might already be trying your darndest to ignore the giant heart-shaped balloons in every shop window but this list of products is too bizarre to ignore.

Apparently, when you’re single, there are certain products you need in your life that those in a relationship don’t. From oversized hoodies to pillows with your face on them, these are apparently seven things any self-respecting singleton should own.

Yep, all the pillows, all the blankets, and wine.

Rightfully, the internet is very, very confused and have shared those feelings of confusion on Twitter.