Danish Website Applauds Men With Small Willies By Offering Them An iPhone

Having a small penis is not usually something men boast about but a Danish website hopes to change that by launching a search for the country’s smallest appendage.

Dating website, SingleSex.dk is encouraging men to send in photographs of their genitals in ‘rigid mode’, alongside a tape measure, with the chance of winning an Apple phone.

Oddly, it is the female users of the site who then pick the winner by voting on which picture is their favourite.

Danish men can enter online to win an iPhone

Morten Fabricus, the website’s owner, said the competition was designed to be fun and to dispel the rumour that bigger is better.

"The smallest is the extreme. It's a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much,” he said according to Metro.

“It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man.

“There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one,” he said.

Men who wish to enter the competition can apply anonymously, which we think will welcome a sigh of relief from Denmark’s not-well-endowed community.

“So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in,” Mr Fabricus said.

Despite the anonymity it would be pretty awkward if your ex was to stumble across the snap and use their genital/face recognition skills!

Although size is and forever will be an issue, we don’t see how any self-respecting guy would upload such a picture for the chance to win a mere iPhone. 

Hats off to the winner... we guess!