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Published 17:54 24 Feb 2014 GMT
Updated 10:26 15 Jun 2015 BST
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2. "You're going down!"
You. Yes, you. You are going down.
3. "Sorry, what?"
You're not making any sense. No, just refer to number 1.
4. The "Leave Me Alone!"
This is my personal space, please leave me be... or the fork will be out.
5. The "Sorry, Am I Not Wearing Any Clothes?"
I didn't even notice.
6. "Interesting"
Double eyebrow lift.
7. The "Oooook"
There's nothing left to argue here.
8. The "Marry Me"
There is no function for this. We just wish he was saying that to us.
9. The "F**k You"
Self-explanatory.
10. The "You Have No Idea What I'm Up To"
But I do, oh yes. I do.
11. Oh, who cares?
He is this hot!

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