He's starting with the man in the mirror.

He's asking him to change his ways. And no message could have been any clearer. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and realise you're the spitting image of Michael Jackson. No really, he is. When Twitter user Lourdes uploaded a selfie her boyfriend had sent her, she probably didn't expect to get 9,000 likes on it. She definitely didn't expect everybody to start saying that he looked like the King of Pop. But he does, so. https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/909907053656895488 Don't tell us you can't see it. You can definitely see it. And so can loads of other people too. Twitter just couldn't get over the fact that Lourdes was apparently dating Michael Jackson. https://twitter.com/NixieCharm/status/909948876475465728 https://twitter.com/RikuTheBestYT/status/910387645435478016 And then, the jokes began. https://twitter.com/MrTache_/status/910416017037430784 https://twitter.com/holleyr/status/910551489701171201 https://twitter.com/mijanoorali/status/910438659895316480 Amazing. As it turns out, the guy is not actually Lourdes' fella, but a Michael Jackson impersonator named Sergio. He's pretty convincing too. However, he told LADBible that he didn't even know who Lourdes was, or why she opted to use his pic for the sake of a few (9,000) likes.

“I do not go into controversial history. I’m not her boyfriend… I do not know this girl. I don’t understand why all this. I live in Spain.”

Gas.