Nothing like a gorgeous little personalised gift for your other half.

If the man in your life is off on his holidays after months of saving, gyming and WhatsApp group planning, may we suggest that you ruin it for him by insisting he wear something with your face on it the entire time he's away? You can now buy swimming togs printed with your face. Here they are. Gift company YesCustom spotted a niche in the market for insecure girlfriends hell bent on overshadowing their boyfriend's fun and will now put your face on a pair of togs for €26.66 plus shipping. Simply take a photo of yourself looking stunning/ disapproving/ like you're wondering how your life has come to this and upload it to their site. There are a number of flattering styles to choose from. One can feature your mush layered over and over while another intersperses it with the words 'I love you'. Because this is what love looks like. The product description is succinct and wildly misguided. "Cheer you up or show your love and support your loved one with your awesome idea." Want to really catch your beloved off guard? Offer to pack his case for him (knowing that he'll accept your offer like the manchild that he is) and sneak these in. While he'll never in a million years actually wear them, they'll no doubt give his friends a laugh and perhaps cause for concern. Still certain that these are a good idea? OK. Buy them here.