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23rd Sep 2018

A ‘ghosted’ Halloween costume exists and yeah, we know what we’re going as

Jade Hayden

ghosted

Lol, same.

Having a laugh at being chronically ignored by every man you’ve ever known is all good fun until you realise that you’re going to be alone forever but hey, let’s make a Halloween costume out of it while we’re here!

It’s funny ’cause it’s ghosted. 

Get it? Like a ghost.

Great.

And if you fancy showing all your mates just how gas and self-deprecating your humour is this Halloween, this is absolutely the costume for you.

It’s got everything you need to say: ‘Hey, everybody fancies me but nobody fancies being with me, but I’m totally cool about it and that’s why I’m wearing this costume’ with ever saying a word at all.

Here’s the costume:

Gas, we know.

The costume is being sold by costume company Party City and has actually garnered quite a bit of backlash online due to the fact that it’s only available for women.

Ouch.

Little do Party City know though that ghosting does not discriminate against gender.

Everybody can get left on read and feel like shit.

It doesn’t matter who you are.

This comes after an actually controversial Halloween costume depicting a ‘sexy Handmaid’s Tale’ was recalled from an online retailer after complaints that it was offesive.

And if fairness, they did miss the mark a bit on that one, yeah.