Hate All The Soppy Stuff? Check Out These Alternative V-Day Cards Instead

From teddy bears the size of an obese child to overpriced chocolate love hearts that don't taste very nice, Valentine's Day has become more than a little ridiculous.

And even if you are loved up, sometimes the red and pink overload is enough to send anyone over the edge by the 14th.

So what do you do if you think it's all a load of codswallop? Look at funny pictures that take the p**s out of it of course! 

Here we reveal a few of our faves from Tumblr. Dare you not to send at least one on Thursday...