Hello Smarty-Pants… Nine Words You Never Knew Existed

Want to sound like a smarty-pants? You're in the right place. 

Get ready for some baffled faces when you start spouting out these literary wonders... 

Try a new word out everyday and please, please start with "minmus"...

1. Word: Minmus

Meaning: Your baby toe.

Example: Stop sucking my minmus.

2. Word: Glabella

Meaning: This is the space between your eyebrows.

Example: What a hairy glabella.

The Apprentice's Alex Mills has a perfectly non-hairy glabella. 

3. Word: Lemniscate

Meaning: This is the symbol for infinity.

Example: I want a lemniscate tattooed on my ass.

 

4. Word: Tines

Meaning: The prongs on a fork

Example: Stick a pea on every tine.

5. Word: Frission

Meaning: The chills when you listen to good music

Example: That frission feels amazing.

6. Word: Zarf

Meaning: Your coffee holder

Example: Don't forget your zarf!

7. Word: Lacrimal Caruncle

Meaning: The little small pink nodules on the inner corner of your eye

Example: My lacrimal caruncle is very itchy.

8. Word: Phloem Bundles

Meaning: The stringy bits on your banana

Example: The phloem bundles make me gawk.

9. Word: Dysania

Meaning: The state of not wanting to get out of bed in the morning

Example: I suffer from dysania. Seriously.