Here’s the accident you’re most likely going to have during the ride

No, it's not a number one or number two.

... Those are slightly further down the list. As much as we would like there to be, there is no such thing as a flawless ride - something at least mildly questionable is always going to happen. Whether it's one of you falling off the bed, waking up every single person in the gaff, or simply saying the wrong name and alienating the person you're having sex with forever, something's going to happen. And look, you may as well let it - if you can't have a bit of a laugh during the ride when can you have a bit of a laugh? Nowhere, that's where. It makes sense then that the accident most likely to happen during sex - for both men and women - is hardly that surprising. Because it's just banging heads with your partner. You'd do it with your eyes closed, like. According to data compiled by Superdrug, over 50 percent of both men and women have accidentally smashed heads with the person they're having sex with. 45 percent of both men and women have fallen off the bed during the ride, and 35 percent have accidentally damaged an item during the act. Messy. Further down the list of accidents is accidentally being dropped by someone, with a considerable one in four women saying that they had been dropped by a partner. Just eight percent of men said the same had happened to them. Grim enough. What's probably most surprising, however, is that apparently only 2.3 percent of women have farted during sex, with even less men admitting to doing so. Absolute lies.