The French language is changing.
It was recently announced that 2,000 spellings of French words would change and that the beloved circumflex would be discontinued.
Furthermore, I would like to propose a few word changes, to make learning more fun.
Trampoline = Le jumpy jumpy
Egg = L’ugg
France = Pas Irlande
Trousers = Les leg coveurs
Potato = Le spud
iPod = Les tunes supplieurs
Train = Train
Tampon = Pas le blud
Ghost = Le spooky spook
Kony = Le scum
Toilet = La pamper
Table Tennis = Le mini tennis avec mini balls
Fart = Le poof poof
Croissant = Le flaky moon bread
Snails = No
Flip Flop = Les flippy flaps
Watch = La cloque portable
Church = La maison de Jesus
Dog = Le woof woof
Cucumber = Le banane vert
Phone = La talk
Candle = Le fire hazeurd
NutriBullet = Le fruit obliterateur
Michael D. Higgins = L’homme adorable
Water = Pas pour Gremlins
Ballet = Le tippy toe
Salmon = La source de la knowledge
Eyes = Les looky looky
Car = Le vroom vroom
Burger = L’omnomnom
