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18th October 2014
12:55pm BST

“Please note your intentions from one of the three options,” his message reads. “One - Mediocre small talk that eventually leads to nothing – respond with ‘minorbants’. Two – You want to get to know me a bit and would/could potentially meet up – respond with drinksnfood."
And possibly, the best of them all: "Three – you want a quick f**k and chuck and liked the look of me – respond with ‘gimme that’.”
Hmmm… we really don’t know how Lori could resist!

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