Is This A Joke? Bride From Hell Issues Bridesmaids With List Of Rules

We often hear of a woman being referred to as 'Bridezilla' in the run up to her wedding, and the majority of us laugh it off because there is no way that one day is really going to a get someone that worked up, that they turn into monster… Is there? 

Yes, there is.

Being a part of a bridal party can be difficult, being a part of this bride's party, almost impossible.

The following string of emails were sent in to Gawker from a Bridesmaid, who was completely exhausted after her role in friend's fairytale wedding. 

The Bride in question refers to herself as 'The Queen Bee', and don't you dare even contemplate violating one of the Queen's rules, it may result in "Bridal party banishment!"

Here are the rules and the emails that were sent from the Queen within a 6-month period, prepare yourself for a whole lot of crazy, ladies. Names have all been changed, for safety reasons, no doubt.

THE RULES

Welcome to my bridal party. I thought today would be a great day to start this chain, as it is officially six months until my wedding day.

I just wanted to go over some ground rules.

1. Weigh-ins will begin in 3 weeks. I for one would really like some time after Thanksgiving to make my body forget about what it consumed, so I thought I would give you guys some cushion room

2. No-one can be skinner than the bride. That means Kelly and Lizzie will be on a protein weight gainer diet exclusively until May. I will have the nutritionist call you to discuss diet plans.

3. Bed times leading up to the wedding will be strictly enforced. I absolutely cannot have you all have saggy, baggy eyes. I am sure you all understand.

4. Swimwear attire: I would like everyone to wear matching bikinis that have rhinestones on the tushie spelling out "maids," which brings me to my next point.

5. All bikinis leading up to the wedding must be strapless bandeaus. I cannot have terrible tan lines in strapless dresses.

6. Sunscreen: We need to make sure you ladies look lovely and radiant and not red and reptile like. Pack accordingly.

7. Speeches: We all know what happened at Taylor's wedding. So if you plan to make a toast, please submit it for approval and revision, no later than 4 weeks prior to the wedding.

8. Hair cuts: If you plan on chopping off your locks, please submit your proposed new look prior to any actions (this applies to coloring as well).

9. Attendance: is strongly requested at all events but I will make some exceptions on a case by case basis.

10. Ink: Consider this a moratorium on future tattoos until June 5th. Those of you with visible artwork will be privately contacted with (temporary) removal instructions.

Thank you for your time and consideration. Should everyone abide by these minor requests, I am sure we will all have a memorable weekend.

Just kidding bitches, well, sorta. love you all,

[The Bride]

Then the emails that followed...

Girls,

It has been brought to my attention (picture proof) that one of my Maids is in violation of Rule 8 of the Bridal Party Contract. Rule 8 clearly stipulates that "If you plan on chopping off your locks, please submit your proposed new look prior to any actions (this applies to coloring as well)."

While I am sure this was a minor oversight by my bad little bee, I would like to remind everyone of the ramifications of violating any of the aforementioned rules. Failure to adhere to my commandments, can result in Bridalparty banishment!

I would appreciate a call from the hair-color-changing culprit immediately, with a proposed remedy by the end of the day.

Respectfully yours.

The Queen Bee

Uh Oh, Chloe dyed her hair...

Hello my faithful bees,

Chloe has colored her hair. She has repented her sins to the QB and she has been forgiven for her minor lapse in forgetting the protocol.

Kudos to Chelsea for asking permission to cut her hair, unfortunately, her request is DENIED.

Onto to my next point. We will begin weekly weigh-ins on January 17th. I will be sending over the form for everyone to fill out and submit with a picture of the scale shortly.

Lastly, I am looking into bridesmaid rhinestone bikinis and I am open to color suggestions from everyone but Miss Holly because I have already chosen a customizable bikini for her, see below. If anyone could help me find bandeau rhinestone bikinis, I would greatly appreciate it. I would like it so say MAIDS in sparkle, rhinestones, or pearls. Not too much to ask, I know.

Holly’s rhinestone bikini:

http://www.advantagebridal.com/silver-lame-bi...

xoxo,

The Queen Bee

Chloe, you may review Queen Bee's thoughts... your life depends on it.

I am preferential to blonde hair (with the exception of Lizzie & Holly who I think are better with darker locks) and seeing as I liked her better as a blonde goddess, it was approved. Had she asked for bangs as well, she would have been denied. Holly, please feel free to come down to Miami and we can go see O.

Is this the bride from hell? We think she could be....