The force (of lust) might be awakening, but these new Star Wars condoms should help protect the force.
We get it.
Star Wars is big. Huge. It’s all anybody is talking about.
And with all great publicity machines, there’s now a string of merchandise and memorabilia that’s being touted as the ultimate collector’s fan.
So if your eyes meet across a dark cinema and you want to take things to the next step, now you know you have the ultimate barrier of protection.
The Star Wars Saber Skin condoms by
Graphic Armor offer an added level of protection to the movie’s fans… complete with character’s faces and a carefully placed message.
According to
Metro UK, you can opt for condoms with a picture of Darth Vader and the message ‘I will not be your father’, or the slightly more instructional one from Yoda, accompanied by the tag line: ‘Do or do not. There is no try’.
Speaking to the site, Graphic Armor’s managing partner Adam Glickman said:
“We introduced our Star Wars condoms about nine months ago in anticipation of the Star Wars craziness that was sure to come.
“The creation of these FDA-approved condoms is part of a greater vision and mission, which is to change the way people look at condoms by changing the way condoms look.”
Reviews for the condoms include:
“These will keep you strong with the force, but beware the darkside!” and the little less classy… “No more Hand Solo for me! With these rubbers for my lover we won't have any Jawa's running around the house!”
We’re pretty sure having Darth Vader pop up before we’re about to get up close and personal might be a bit of a mood killer, but each to their own we guess…
