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11th May 2016

If male celebs were critiqued the way female celebs are

Here's what the headlines would look like...

Rebecca Keane

Being famous must be exceptionally hard.

It’s bound to be difficult to juggle your love life, work, health and wealth under the scrutiny of the paparazzi. I don’t know how celebrities do it at all.

When women are in the spotlight, however, there seems to be an ugly trend of certain newspapers and websites criticising female stars appearances to the death.

If it’s not their horrible clothes, it’s their haunting aging skin and faces, or somehow MUTANT looking female bodies with fluctuating weight condemned as the worst sin. *gasps*

It’s exhausting to read all this negative drivel with the same critical viewpoint on women from so many media influencers, so I decided to cast the same criticising eye on male celebs through the form of headlines. Enjoy.

Piers Morgan… Possibly PREGNANT? 

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 11: Piers Morgan attends the Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC at the Cantor Fitzgerald Office on September 11, 2013 in New York, United States. (Photo by Janette Pellegrini/Getty Images for Cantor Fitzgerald)A rather flustered Piers Morgan arrived at work last week with a visible bulge in his stomach area.

Husband to famous British journalist, novelist and critic, Celia Walden, Morgan appeared to be struggling to close his jacket button around his waist – a potential sign of an early pregnancy.

The last Morgan child was born in 2011 so it’s probably due time that the 51-year-old man gives birth again.

Kanye West makes a BUSTY display at a football game.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 01: (L-R) Rapper Kanye West, Jessica Szohr and model Selita Ebanks attend day three of the 2010 U.S. Open at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 1, 2010 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. (Photo by Michael Heiman/Getty Images)Kanye West was setting temperatures SOARING in his low cut shirt with some serious cleavage.

The raunchy American 38-year-old was spotted with a mystery brunette, but in such an eye-popping skimpy outfit I’m sure all eyes were on him.

Kim Kardashian’s husband seemed carefree as he sizzled in his plunging shirt, giving onlookers a generous eyeful of what his mama gave him.

Ryan Gosling proves his pert posterior at premiére.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: (L-R) Actor Ryan Gosling and director Nicolas Winding Refn attend the "Drive" premiere during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2011 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)Eva Mendes’ partner Ryan Gosling was flaunting his envious curves at a movie premiére recently.

In a pair of tight silky trousers, Gosling’s famous derriére made a risqué appearance to the delight of fans and paparazzi.

Considering the 35-year-old and Eva Mendes just had a child, it’s surprising he would make a racy outfit choice but we love him all the more for it.

Rob Delaney makes one unforgettable CHESTY appearance at the opening of a musical.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 06: Actor Rob Delaney attends the CATASTROPHE Premiere Screening at The Crosby Hotel on April 6, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Amazon Studios)While attending the opening of Les Miserables, Rob Delaney made an x-rated appearance with his eye-popping cleavage.

Wearing his PLUNGING white shirt loosely unbuttoned, the married 39-year-old American seemed chilled out as he flaunted his best assets with pride for the whole world to see.

Russell Brand must be feeling pretty nippy…!

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 20: Comedian Russell Brand speaks to thousands of demonstrators gathered in Parliament Square to protest against austerity and spending cuts on June 20, 2015 in London, England. Thousands of people gathered to march from the City of London to Westminster, where they listened to addresses from singer Charlotte Church and comedian Russell Brand as well as Len McCluskey, general secretary of Unite and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness. (Photo by Mary Turner/Getty Images)British funnyman Russell Brand made the embarrassing faux pas of going braless and wearing a tight grey t-shirt to a demonstration in London recently.

The 40-year-old clearly forgot the deodorant as a huge wet patch under his armpits emerged, absolutely SCARLET for him.

Not only that but the comedian suffered a mortifying hint of his right nipple in public, leaving fans and spectators aghast and uncomfortable where to look.

It is said the woman in the photo was close to seeing the full unexposed nipple and is since traumatised. Our thoughts are with her.

Ryan Reynolds shows off his ASS..ets.

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 09: Actor Ryan Reynolds wins the Best Fight award for 'Deadpool' during the 2016 MTV Movie Awards at Warner Bros. Studios on April 9, 2016 in Burbank, California. MTV Movie Awards airs April 10, 2016 at 8pm ET/PT. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for MTV)Blake Lively’s husband Ryan Reynolds steamed up the MTV Movie Awards recently, showing off the real reason he’s nicknamed ‘The Ass’ in some Hollywood circles.

39-year-old Mr. Lively wore a pair of jeans which only accentuated the curvy actor’s posterior, giving a hint of bulge in just the right place.

Legs eleven! David Beckham makes a leggy display at a field.

CHIGWELL, UNITED KINGDOM - JANUARY 11: David Beckham takes part in a Spurs training session with Tottenham Hotspur players on January 11, 2011 in Chigwell, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/Getty Images)Victoria Beckham’s husband David made a seriously leggy appearance at a field recently.

The 41-year-old British man wore impossibly short cutoffs, displaying inches and inches of golden bronzed leg which had onlookers seriously gawping.

Nicknamed ‘Golden Balls’ by his designer wife Victoria, from these pictures, David looks all grown up.

21 Nip Street! Channing Tatum suffers woeful nip slip.

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Jenna Dewan Tatum’s husband Channing Tatum suffered a mortifying nip slip recently while presenting a show.

The 36-year-old American was presenting onstage when the awkward wardrobe malfunction occurred, leaving him redfaced.

It’s said the show’s producers and director had to make a formal apology to the audience and viewers and the rumour mill is gone into overdrive saying the production company is to be sued.

While these wardrobe mistakes have gotten these celeb babes serious attention throughout the years, rather us than them.