Man Goes Out, Gets Drunk And Loses His… Penis

The majority of us have lost something or other along the way due to the effects of alcohol. Careful now ladies, I’m talking objects not dignity and the other word that ends in nity.

Some men can put away a serious amount of booze, others can’t handle it all.

Well let us introduce to you Dominican 45-year-old Geraldo Ramos, who went out and got himself legless… the middle one.

In an interview with a local news station Geraldo told his story to the reporter, thing about it was, he didn’t seem too bothered about the whole thing.

The Santiago resident said that he “has no clue where (his) penis went,” and that he plans to lay off the liquor for a while. That seems like a wise move there, Geraldo.

Neighbours later informed the man that a dog had attacked him while he had black out, and now the police are searching for said dog and one missing penis.

Here is the interview unfortunately without translations, but you can get what we mean by how carefree he is about having lost his manhood.

Not a bother to him!