How have we never noticed there is a penis on the €2 coin?

Did you spot it?

It's just come to our attention, no pun intended, that the €2 coins have got a penis on them. Not one, but two different shapes that look like a penis. There are two different types where one bears a more striking resemblance. So, here are two coins with two different penis shapes. Can you spot them? We've taken the liberty of drawing around them in case you can't... yes, clearly we have a lot of time on our hands. So, here is the first one that is a bit more lifelike: And now the second one: Once you see it you won't be able to unsee it.