Oh, God… this new inflatable condom has been made to make men look ‘bigger’

Sorry, what?

We had to go over this new piece of information in our minds a few times because... how? What? Why (well, we know why...)? OK, so fair enough if men are conscious if they're a little small... but an inflatable condom? We just can't quite comprehend how that would work. The Chinese inventor of the condom has said that it will "boost the sexual pleasure value" of men with small penises and also make them feel better about themselves now that their penis is larger. A patent for the device has been issued in China, and sees that men put on the condom as normal, and then tie a strap to their testicles, so the inflatable doesn't fall off. The patent said: "Condom do not help enough [with] the hardness of the penis to meet the needs of female sex object and improve the technical issues of sexual pleasure value." The invention will also improve the "thickness, rigidity and length of the penis wearing the condom." While our first impressions were a little 'Oh, God!' it could be brilliant for man dealing with erectile dysfunction. Plus, many of us have wore push-up bras, right?