Ah, the single life.
Solo Netflix binges, share bags of snacks all to ourselves, not having to wear a bra whenever we’re indoors – it’s great.
However, whenever we do get the urge to woo someone, we’re often left seeing tumbleweeds – just me? OK, then.
That’s why we (I) find this parakeet and his efforts so incredibly relatable.
彼女（ぬいぐるみ）を口説き落とそうと迫るが興奮しすぎて、彼女に御構い無く踊りまくるインコ pic.twitter.com/1lxdjvZ5Fp
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) June 28, 2017
In a bid to make friends, this eager parakeet invades the personal space of familiar looking items.
Dancing, swaying and pecking, he tries desperately to get their attention and form a bond.
親友（おもちゃ）を崖から突き落としてしまうが、いつものことなので主に冷静に救出の指示をだし親友の生還に歓喜するインコ pic.twitter.com/V0TujFaRg8
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) June 26, 2017
The response? Pure rejection and we know it well.
The moments have been captured by his owner, and naturally, shared on Twitter for our enjoyment.
ぬいぐるみのインコの群れを発見し、礼儀正しく愉快な会釈をして馴染もうと努力するインコ pic.twitter.com/6rE5KWekLb
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) July 6, 2017
