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23rd July 2014
05:36pm BST
2. You're the oldest, stop acting like a baby.
I remember the days when I used to be a baby. They were great. Now, I'm acting like an older child.
3. Act responsibly.
Acting... again?
4. Will you set a good example for the love of God?!
I'm as new to this as you are... What's a good example? Am I a role model?
5. Let your brother/sister borrow your clothes.
Learn to hide the clothes you love at an early age, it's safer that way.
6. Why have you locked your brother/sister out of the room again?
The same reason you have left them with me, in order to ensure peace and quiet.
7. Can you not just show your brother/sister that you can eat your dinner?
I really don't think they care what I am eating to be entirely honest.
8. You make sure you look after your brother/sister at school?
Well, I'm in a completely different building so unless you have managed to buy me roller skates... Wait, have you bought me roller skates?
9. And WHERE were you?!
I missed the memo informing me I had to be with my siblings at all times.
10. Did you get your brother/sister to lie for you?!
Technically, yes. I'm not sure what other benefits I have from this situation.
11. They don't get away with everything!
That's funny because I did exactly the same thing two months ago and got grounded.
12. MIND YOUR BROTHER/SISTER!
I would like to quit this job, please.
13. I'm disappointed in you, you're older.
But I definitely do not have enough life experience to handle this...
14. You're finished your homework? Great, you can help your sister/brother with theirs.
No, wait! I still have an essay to write. I'll be gone for the rest of the evening.
15. Stop being bossy.
I'm really confused about what you want from me here.
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