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Published 17:00 3 Nov 2013 GMT
Updated 10:30 15 Jun 2015 BST
2. Two Wrongs Make A Right.
Yes. "Two wrongs make a right, Lisa."
3. You need to give up sometimes.
4. Time Travel is Complicated.
"If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."
5. Adults Don't Quit!
6. Take What You Can Get
"You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!"
7. Marriage is very much like an orange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r84d-msuyp0#t=29
8. Never try.
9. Motherhood is the best.
"Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman."
10. Women are like... nuclear reactors.
"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons." Yes, exactly.
11. Weaseling out of things is important!
Hat Tip to Louise McNamara for suggesting these lessons!‘I’m a 29-year-old woman and my income would shock my friends if it was made public’
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