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22nd September 2016
07:45pm BST
It is a pretty disastrous effort, and even ends in “love you.” She shared an image of the essay on Twitter alongside the warning: “PSA: don’t write papers hammered and then turn them in like me.” The essay in its stunning entirety reads:PSA: don't write papers hammered and then turn them in like me? pic.twitter.com/qFCFvIJVur
— McKenna clark (@kenna_bo__benna) September 17, 2016
“Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not [sic]. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic. “Professor Grams, my name is McKenna. I had some Dr Peppers I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can’t do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr Peppers wore off. “I am now contemplating the assignment that you gave me. It’s illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realise that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome. “Love you.”In fairness, it's pretty factual. Lead images via @Krueder_kaylee
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