People take to the Internet all the time to hawk their wares, from selling old Sylvanian families to trying to give away your old couch for free.
There are a multitude of websites to do this kind of business on, and one such site is Gumtree, home to possibly one of the worst adverts we have ever seen.
Spotted by the folks over at
i100, it really does boggle the mind that the owner thought this was the best way to go about making his car look desirable to customers.
A man known as Brett thought the best way to big up his Rover Metro by describing it as 'a fanny magnet.'
via Photobucket
We know, horrendous. However who are we to judge? Maybe he's dead right? He could have put it in classier terms though, to be honest.
Images via i100 
