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Published 10:26 20 Jun 2017 BST
Updated 10:29 20 Jun 2017 BST

We don't know what's more upsetting - the placement of his mouth where your bellybutton would be, the placement of his eyes just under where your boobs would be or the placement of his chins where you hoo-ha would be.
The nifty number is from Beloved Shirts, the same crowd that brought us this HIDEOUS man's chest swimsuit.
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