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This might just be peak Trump, and we’re really quite terrified.
Just in time for the heatwave, you can now buy Donald Trump swimming togs.
Yes, if you really want to turn heads and possibly cause mothers to quickly shield their young children’s eyes, this one-piece emblazoned with a close-up of the Donald’s face might just be for you.
We don’t know what’s more upsetting – the placement of his mouth where your bellybutton would be, the placement of his eyes just under where your boobs would be or the placement of his chins where you hoo-ha would be.
The nifty number is from Beloved Shirts, the same crowd that brought us this HIDEOUS man’s chest swimsuit.
Our eyes…
You can purchase these togs here.
