If you trawl through Tinder, chances are you’ve had some interesting prospects. Whether it’s their profile pictures, or a witty bio, there’s a million reasons you might choose to swipe right.
So what if you’re a man hunting for a woman for a threesome. How are you going to win her over?
Why not set up a series of profile pics, with a dinosaur theme and your pros and cons list? At least that’s what one Londoner did.
This guy’s indecent proposal comes in a strange PG depiction, with one dinosaur cartoon asking, ‘Would you like to have anonymous sex with another girl and a guy?’
If that wasn’t going to make you weak at the knees, perhaps his bio could seal the deal?
‘I need help making a cake. Except the sponge on the top is a girl, the sponge on the bottom is a girl, the jam in between is massage oil, and I’m the cherry on top. One dude looking to make you and another girl melt. Body shots followed by an endless orgy. Friends welcome. Central London.
Serious enquiries only.’
And they say romance is dead?!
