We Had Concealer To Help Hide Ours… What The Hell Is This Poor Irish Lad Going To Do?

Scarves, concealer, intricate toothpaste cures… us ladies have a few advantages if it comes to concealing any marks from the night before.

Unlike the lads… or, in particular, this poor soul.

This is, hands down, the most embarrassing hickey photo we have ever seen. It’s already been dubbed the “mickey hickey”, for obvious reasons.

Our brothers at JOE.ie were sent the photo in by seasoned photographer Adam Dolan.

The story has it that Adam and his mate Dave (seen above at his most vulnerable) decided to head out to Karma in Galway when Dave stumbled across one of his ex-girlfriend’s mates.

Adam said that Dave then hooked up with his ex’s friend and brought her back to one of the lad’s houses for “afters”, but when he woke up this penis hickey was on his neck.

Speaking to JOE, Adam said: “I’m not sure if she did it because she thought he was a dick for what he done, or just for the laugh. [Dave’s] comment on the incident was, ‘at least she can suck well and got the D’".

Lovely.

Tip for you Dave, a dab of toothpaste should do the trick... or else just stay away from those devilish ladies altogether, we're only trouble.