We’re Not Codding: Fisherman Finds Dildo Inside Cod

Just when we thought we had heard it all this next fishy story from Norway has topped the gill bill.  It was just another day at work for Bjørn Frilund, a 64-year-old fisherman who found himself casting a net in the waters of Western Norway, that was until he discovered a large cod contained something very odd. The Norwegian pulled a sex toy from the stomach of a fish. We wish we were coddin'. Frilund believes it could be a simple mistake as the orange sex toy resembles a breed of octopus, telling a reporter at The Local: "The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it."

'But how did he get there?' we hear you ask. Frilund has an interesting theory.

"There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship," he suggested.

"All sorts of stories are equally likely."

  Our hearts go out to the woman who mis-plaiced her once motorised sex toy. We're never one to miss an oppor-tuna-ity at a good pun but we know that we've to draw the fishing-line somewhere. As the saying goes, 'there's plenty more fish in the sea', lets just hope they know their octopuses from their dildos. Hat-tip: Gawker