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Published 15:46 15 Apr 2014 BST
Updated 18:03 15 Apr 2014 BST

'But how did he get there?' we hear you ask. Frilund has an interesting theory.
"There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship," he suggested.
"All sorts of stories are equally likely."
Our hearts go out to the woman who mis-plaiced her once motorised sex toy.
We're never one to miss an oppor-tuna-ity at a good pun but we know that we've to draw the fishing-line somewhere.
As the saying goes, 'there's plenty more fish in the sea', lets just hope they know their octopuses from their dildos.
Hat-tip: Gawker