What A Complete Balls Up – Man Cuts Off Testicle Right Before Wedding

They say marriage can be a great test. It can prove an even bigger test for a bride if she has to walk down an aisle, making sure to bypass a man’s testicle on the floor.

A Reverend and florist were preparing the Hutton All Saints Church in Essex for a wedding on the afternoon of September 14^th, when a man stormed the building, appearing to be holding his groin area.

Guests began to arrive for the wedding ceremony only to be told someone had injured their genitals inside the church, which prevented them from entering.

The incident occurred at this Essex church, which prevented wedding guest from entering the building.

An eyewitness that saw the balls up and told Brentwood Weekly News: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.”

"The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.”

“When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.” 

The man was rushed to hospital and a spokes person the Essex Police department said, “He was taken to hospital to be treated for his injuries, which police investigations have led them to believe were self-inflicted.”

 “He was then referred for a mental health assessment.”

The wedding ceremony went ahead as planned, with the bride apparently unaware of what had occurred just moments before she arrived.