What A Jerk - Man Live-Tweets A Couple's Break Up 7 years ago

What A Jerk - Man Live-Tweets A Couple's Break Up

American comedy writer, Kyle Ayers, was at home in Brooklyn, minding his own business, when he overheard a neighbouring couple in the midst of an argument.  

Using the hashtag #roofbreakup, Kyle documented the conversation between the pair and if this story is to be believed, it turns out to be actually quite a heartbreaking affair.

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As the tweets go on and the story unfolds, the situation between the couple becomes more heated.

In the end, all we can feel is complete sympathy for Rachel.

We've all been in a relationship with someone like this unnamed jerk.

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And just incase you were wondering what the lady looked like, Kyle admits that he, "would have chased after her."

For everyone asking, Rachel was quite pretty. If I were guy, even after all of that, I would have chased after her. #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 18, 2013