This woman crushing an eating competition is all of us after a night out
Not all heroes wear capes.
We're sure there's a few of you waking up this morning feeling a little worse for wear. With Paddy's Day and that result in the rugby, it was sure to all result in one of the best nights of the year.
However, with a big night comes a slow morning and no doubt most of you will be soon ready to inhale whatever takeaway is closest.
Well, one woman who'd more than likely beat us to the finish is one who is going for viral for doing just that.
Video footage of the winner of an actual cotton candy eating competition has been shared on Twitter and it's epic.
We know what you're thinking - 'there's actually a cotton candy eating competition?'.
The answer is yes, but honestly, that's irrelevant. What matters is the sheer speed in which this woman eats the cotton candy and how we can totally relate when it comes to our post-night out munch.
Girl crushes a cotton candy eating contest ❤️. pic.twitter.com/AiEATAWBQH
— DestinyDelight (@DelightDestiny) March 15, 2018
The video has over 2.8 million views on Twitter and we can see why - it's completely mesmerising.
I have watched this roughly 28,543 times now and it keeps getting better and better https://t.co/pE8jzm8AL5
— Holly Bourne (@holly_bourneYA) March 16, 2018
Breathtaking singularity of purpose. Flawless technique. The kind of élan vital that powers legends. https://t.co/cOz0XqIwmk
— Micah Blake McCurdy (@IneffectiveMath) March 16, 2018
Patron saint of creative problem solving. The original candy crusher. Cold shoulder queen. Unforgettable https://t.co/sAhAWt2FPx
— TARA (@ttaraaratt) March 17, 2018
I think my favorite part of this is after she stuffs it all in her mouth, she takes a demure "who me" pose. :D
— Dave Mitchner, KN4INT (@DaveMitchner) March 16, 2018