There are mood-killers – and then there’s THIS.
Humans enjoy sex as much as the next creature (obvs) but sometimes, we can be our own worst enemies.
Talking during sex is contentious – some people love it, others really don’t – but if you do run your mouth in bed, there are a few things you probably shouldn’t mention.
The worst things people say in the middle of it have been revealed in a new survey.
Unsurprisingly, number one is saying the wrong name.
It tops the list for both men and women as the absolute worst thing to say while in the act.
Other than that, the sexes differ on their major turn-offs.
For women, the second worst thing to say is ‘I can’t do it’, followed by ‘I’m going soft’.
The second worst thing to say to a man is, bizarrely, ‘I need a poo’, followed by ‘What’s the time?’ and ‘Is that it?’.
The survey was conducted by Saucy Dates, a site that allows users to arrange casual hookups.
5,024 members from around the world took part and it’s fair to say things got weird.
Check out the full top ten lists below.
Worst things to say to a woman
- The wrong name
- I can’t do this
- I’m going soft
- Did you do this with your ex?
- What’s your sister like?
- What should I do next?
- I don’t love you
- I’m breaking up with you after this
- Can I call you Mum?
- You’re almost as good as my ex
Worst things to say to a man
- The wrong name
- I need a poo
- What’s the time?
- Is that it?
- Get it over as quickly as possible
- Do you think your mum has ever tried this position?
- What do you want for dinner tomorrow?
- You remind me of your dad
- You’re a bit small
- What was your name again?