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10th January 2019
09:32pm GMT

2. Wonder
You can't believe this is new Westlife music you are currently listening to. You don't trust your ears. It doesn't seem real.
It's a dream - but you're living it.
3. Nervous
What if it's shit?
No but honestly - what if it's shit?
Like, OK, nothing Westlife have ever done has ever been shit, but also it's been eight years. A lot can change in that time. A lot has changed in that time.
Ed Sheeran is involved this time for Christ's sake, what are we supposed to expect?!
4. Relief
It's not shit. Thank god.
5. Surprise
It's actually really good. Like, really really good.
Like, it's exactly as the lads said it would be - Westlife 2.0: the same deal but also different.
There's a few bits in there that make you think, oh that didn't sound like Westlife? But then you relax, because it did sound like Westlife.
Because it is Westlife.
6. Fury (briefly)
Sorry, why is there not enough Kian Egan singing on this track or..?
7. Hysterical
IT'S THE FIRST WESTLIFE SINGLE WE'VE HAD IN EIGHT FUCKING YEARS LADS, WHAT A DAY FOR IT.
CHRIST.
8. Calm
It's over. The song has ended. The first new Westlife song you've listened to since 2011, or whenever.
You have felt a lot over the past three minutes, but it's done now.
You have new Westlife music.
You are at peace.