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8th October 2013
12:50pm BST
R Kelly doesn’t exactly have the greatest of reputations in the music business, and it seems the 46-year old has no plans on keeping it clean on his new LP, affectionately titled, Black Panties.
His first single from the upcoming album, that is due out next month, is another song where the rapper fuses food and sex together, resulting in one unsavoury mess.
‘Cookies’ is an explicit track about oral sex, with an opening line, “Next wake up, it’s dinner time”, it gets A LOT racier from there.
Referring to himself as a 'cookie monster', that will put his "hands in your cookie jar", (we see what you did there R.), accompanied with an Oreo metaphor that will bring a new meaning entirely to the cookie, this song without doubt, beats his previous food/sex lyrical combination, ‘In The Kitchen’.
Have a listen here for yourself...
Warning: if you like Oreos, then don’t press play. Don’t do it.
R. Kelly doesn't miss a meal.
'In The Kitchen', it seems R. Kelly loves women and food...
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