Terrible Rap Lyrics As Inspirational Quotes

Rapping is something that is quite difficult to master. Luckily, I have a very successful rap career, but some of my fellow rappers struggle to deliver consistently fire lyrics. [For those of you not within the rap community, 'fire' means 'sick', and 'sick' means 'good']. Ever the optimist, I believe that some of the worst rap lyrics deserve a second chance, so I've repurposed a small selection as inspirational quotes.

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Wouldn't have had Kanye down as a blouse man, but fair play to him. Diddy / Puffy / P. Duffy, you are a vulgar, confusing but deeply inspirational man. If there's one place to eat fondue, it's by the fire. Smart man, our Biebs. OBVIOUSLY. Beyoncé is one lucky, lucky lady. Don't be constrained to traditional animal noises, the world is your prawn! STOP SLIPPING, DRE! More like DJ Inspirational.