Dick Pic

Dick pics can be great, depending on the context. If you ask for one, great. If you’re sexting featuring visual content, stunning. If you’re just sitting around your gaff watching the Coronation Street omnibus eating a packet of cheese and minding your own business, not so ideal to be honest. Unsolicited dick pics are a […]

7 years ago

C’mon, man. Dick pics are fine. Unsolicited dick pics, however, are not that fine. They’re pretty much the modern equivalent of leaving a rock outside the girl’s house you fancy every day for a year in the hope that she picks one of them up one day and keeps it meaning that you are bound […]

8 years ago

Did anybody ask her to come, though?

9 years ago

We don’t know what to say. Please proceed with caution.

9 years ago