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18th December 2015
05:38pm GMT

4. The time Mother Teresa was full sure she'd run out of milk but it turned out there was another carton hiding in the back of the fridge.
5. When Mother Teresa was at a Take That concert and Mark Owen winked at her.
6. When Mother Teresa just managed to get the last ticket for Titanic, even though she arrived twenty minutes early.
7. The time Mother Teresa very nearly forgot her best friend Gráinne's birthday, but Facebook sent her a notification.
8. The time Mother Teresa forgot the clocks went back an hour, but somehow remembered to set the recorder for Eastenders.
9. The time Mother Teresa left a face mask on for too long, but it didn't wither her face away.
(Mother Teresa - The 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle)
10. When Mother Teresa thought she'd left the hair straightener plugged in but it seemed to have unplugged itself.
11. When Mother Teresa ate an expired yoghurt but didn't die.
12. The time Mother Teresa had exactly €20 left in her bank account, so she could use the ATM.
13. When Mother Teresa left a chicken kiev in the oven for way too long but it didn't even burn.
14. The time Mother Teresa forgot to lock the car but when she got back, her Gabrielle CDs were untouched.
15. When Mother Teresa figured out what a tracker mortgage was.Explore more on these topics: