The President of Ireland is adorable. It's a simple fact. As a human man, he screams lovable. He's intelligent, well mannered and has a smile that would melt the sturdiest of icebergs. Here's some things it's funny to think about him doing.

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Michael D. Higgins cutting his own bangs. Michael D. Higgins feeling cheated by the end of Inception. Michael D. Higgins referring to the Oireachtas as his squad. Michael D. Higgins bursting out laughing as he asks the staff in Specsavers if they do contactless payment. Michael D. Higgins putting overnight moisturiser on his feet.   Michael D. Higgins collecting computers for schools vouchers but internally questioning whether they'll ever materialise into actual computers for schools. Michael D. Higgins taking a half day from work because Sabrina The Teenage Witch was added to Netflix. Michael D. Higgins going around the supermarket twice to get double free samples. Michael D. Higgins trying to fix his printer only to give up halfway and make a cup of herbal tea. Michael D. Higgins referring to housework as a pain in the Áras. Michael D. Higgins jokingly asking if they do a student discount in Dealz. Michael D. Higgins forgetting to buy pasta sheets for a lasagne so just having a bowl of lasagne content. Michael D. Higgins losing a game of tip the can because he forgot to tip the appointed can whilst calling out a participant. Michael D. Higgins waking Sabina up by tickling her on the face with a feather, then pretending to be asleep when she wakes. Michael D. Higgins cuddling Marnie The Dog (from Instagram), only to discover he is allergic. Michael D. Higgins forging his parents signatures on his homework using greaseproof paper.   Michael D. Higgins getting overexcited during a game of Monopoly and being asked to sit outside. Michael D. Higgins debating whether a yoghurt three days past its best before date is ripe for consumption.