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11th December 2015
03:54pm GMT

Winged Eyeliner Tutorials - Winged angels themselves couldn't achieve the level of precision in Adele's eyeliner. Even though she is already very relatable, seeing Adele with her gob wide open whilst trying to accurately match both eyes without ending up looking like a panda would be sensational. Plus, I really want to hear her say "Thanks, guys, don't forget to like and subscribe".
Waste Disposal - One of my favourite YouTube comments of all time was under an Adele song and it said "Voice of an angel... talks like a bin man". That really struck a chord with me and to this day I still believe she could do it. (Wouldn't be the first time A Dell was thrown in the bin, LOOOOOL). On a serious note, Adele's beautiful voice would be a joy to overhear as she managed your waste.
Computer Repairs - Following on from that impeccable A-Dell joke, nothing would bring me greater joy in life than to see 'ADELE WILL REPAIR A DELL' outside a building on Camden Street. Imagine her happy little face greeting you, then turning to rage once you explain that you spilled a Lucozade Sport on your laptop and tried to clean it with a hoover. She'd refuse the repair and you'd be well within your rights to say "Never mind, I'll find somewhere new".Explore more on these topics: