In possibly the best celebrity news you’ll hear today, Anna Kendrick is writing a book.
Touchstone publishers have confirmed that the Pitch Perfect actress us set to pen a tome of “humorous, autobiographical essays”.
The book is expected to include anecdotes from her early childhood in Maine along with accounts of her experience in the limelight and on the set of films like Twilight and Into the Woods.
The actress recently appeared on Lip Sync Battle
“I’m excited to publish my first book, and because I get uncomfortable when people have high expectations, I’d like to use this opportunity to showcase my ineptitude, pettiness, and the frequency with which I embarrass myself” she said.
“And while many of my female inspirations who have become authors are incredibly well-educated and accomplished comedy writers, I’m very, very funny on Twitter, according to BuzzFeed and my mom, so I feel like this is a great idea. Quick question: are run-on sentences still frowned upon? Wait, is ending a sentence with a preposition still frowned upon? I mean, upon frowned? Dammit!”
Kendrick’s followers on social media are already very familiar with her witticisms. If you’re not counted among that number, here’s a little teaser…
Does anyone else think “don’t be a weirdo, don’t be a weirdo” over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don’t.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 8, 2015
Working on my fantasy of what I SHOULD have said to that FedEx girl who gave me attitude.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 2, 2015
Can Claire Underwood from House of Cards please do an exercise tape where she’s like cold and dispassionate but she gives you a perfect ass?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 30, 2015
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 “apple watch” as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 9, 2015
“I don’t want a whole dessert, let’s just get two spoons” – Former friends of mine.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 12, 2015
