Have you ever had a breakup?
Have you ever had a breakup where everybody knows the most intimate details of your breakup?
Have you ever had a breakup where everybody knows the most intimate details of your breakup because you’re Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and also one of you will have a number one hit specifically about the relationship even though you also dedicated a whole track on your last album to the person you are no longer with?
No? Us neither.
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1076573884470616065
Unfortunately for everybody’s favourite relatable 2018 Kween, Ariana, this is exactly what happened.
And yeah, we’d honestly be swearing off men for the rest of our lives too if we had to be dealing with that.
Ariana took to Twitter to confirm her well-deserved lifetime ban from men yesterday.
Responding to a tweet from a fan asking who her next fella was going to be, she said that there wouldn’t be another one for the rest of the year… or probably the rest of her life.
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1080184003397857283
Will do, girl.
Cheers.
Ariana’s relationship with Pete ended last year after a short engagement and the adoption of a pet pig.
The pair stated that it simply wasn’t right for them to be together at the moment and wished each other the best of luck on their future romantic endeavours.
