Birthday Boy! Five Presents We Would Like to Give Justin Bieber

Yes, Justin Bieber basically skipped all the years between 11 and 18 and turns 19 today. We began to think, what do we give an international superstar that has everything he could ever want? Fear not, Justin, we really went out of our way here...

1. A scarf and hat

Take off that gas mask there Justin, we have a good old-fashioned solution for you; a baseball hat and a scarf for your ultimate disguise. The star was pictured wearing a gas mask last week in London to prevent paparazzi snapping him but OBVIOUSLY only succeeded in drawing attention to himself. Yes, everyone in London wears a gas mask when they go shopping these days...

2. A REAL car – A voucher for Pimp My Ride

Every time we see snaps of Justin in a car, it’s usually in that silly white Ferrari. Seriously Justin, are you trying to avoid the paparazzi by looking like a girl? The other models the star has invested in are not really slick rides either. So, we suggest either a meeting with Xzibit or we’ll take you car shopping.

 

3. A Style Consultant

Justin’s “style” is like a cross-between Zack from Saved by the Bell and Eminem; it’s just not a good look. We’re kind of grateful he’s cut that ridiculous hair, but how much smarter would he look in a suit? Drop the Elvis quiff and those terrible leather tops, we’re sending you for a make over.

 

4. Neverland

Justin, you are well on the Michael Jackson route, gas masks, mental cars, all you’re missing now is a monkey really. So, we’ve called up the Jacksons and they could not think of anything more fitting than you owning Neverland. AND you can throw a party..

5. This video

You are welcome...