Brody Jenner Has Offered Up His Top Eight Sex Tips

Feel like you’re not bringing  your best game to the leaba? 

Brody Jenner, whose four-part series Sex With Brody is airing on E! at the moment, has come to the rescue with his best sexytime tips.

Brody stars in a sex-based reality show on E! Television. 

Surprisingly enough, they don’t include faking it. (Ok, we’re still upset about this week’s The Hills revelation.)

Anyway, take note lovers.

1. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

“Those little awkward moments that happen in the bedroom, let’s just say maybe some weird noises or you accidentally bump heads or something like that? Don’t sweat it too much, just keep going.”

2. Don’t go TOO wild.

“I had a girl almost break her nose in the bedroom one time. She rolled off the bed and hit her head on the counter by the side of the bed and starts crying, and I’m just like, ‘Oh my god, this was supposed to be a great time.'”

3. Share your toys.

“Some guys might think, ‘Wait a minute, are you not satisfied with just me? You need to bring a sex toy in?’ But if sex toys are a must, then I’d say you have to be open with your partner, talk about it, say you are not being stimulated the way you would like to be stimulated, and bring ’em in. You know it’s all good.”

4. Mow the lawn. 

“Male grooming is a must. I shave, wax, do whatever I gotta do to make that area nice. Get the razor out, shave the balls up and … ah, I’m such an idiot.”

5. Live and learn. 

“I’m not gonna say that I’m the best lover in the world even now. It’s about learning as you go, and in the end, who cares? It’s supposed to be fun.”

6. Speak up. 

“Don’t be silent. Definitely be vocal in the bedroom; it’s just better. That way you know if your girlfriend is enjoying it! That goes for men too. Talking dirty is awesome as well; I’m a big fan of that.”

7. Less is more. 

“I like it when a girl is very natural and being themselves and not worrying too much about their appearance. I think it’s much sexier when a girl is themselves.”

8. Don’t be paranoid.

“We’re not critical, so don’t worry about it! Guys don’t care about noises, awkward moments; we’re just gonna keep going — we’re having sex! The girl should be that way too and just let it go.”