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23rd Feb 2017

This celebrity baby name is OFFICIALLY the weirdest one yet

Alison Bough

This celebrity baby name is, hands-down, no question, the most bonkers one we have heard yet.

Actress and Two and a Half Men star Amber Rose Tamblyn gave birth to her first child on Tuesday and it’s safe to say her daughter’s name is…er… a little unusual.

Tamblyn (33) and her comedian husband David Cross (52), who is best known for his role as Tobias Fünke in Arrested Development, married in 2012.

Yesterday, the couple took to Instagram to announce their daughter’s full name. Prepare yourself.

“David and I are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr.”

Yep. Just to recap, that’s Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr.

Alrighty then. Remember the good old days when we thought ‘Apple’ was weird?