How.
Just how.
Imagine walking into your bathroom, absolutely bursting, only to discover that the literal toilet was gone.
Just up and vanished.
You’d be fairly distraught, in fairness.
Chrissy Teigen was anyway because she had already started “releasing” when she figured out that the toilet was nowhere to be seen.
I got home today and ran to go peepee and you know when you’re so close to the bathroom so you kind of release because you know you’re about to pee, well I did that and my toilet was gone.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 25, 2018
No, really. It wasn’t.
She wasn’t lying.
like there was no toilet pic.twitter.com/CIn3Vdy1P9
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 25, 2018
So grim.
Understandably, Chrissy’s followers were just as confused by the rogue toilet as she was.
So, they started sharing their intense (and quite detailed, really) theories about where it could have gone.
… Or where she peed instead.
(Suggestions that Chrissy’s toilet is gone where it belongs – somewhere far away to hold her cookbooks – were not tolerated.
time for plan b pic.twitter.com/bB1n8fRFY3
— alyssa (@wiignewton) January 25, 2018
Man, when @johnlegend commits to a spousal prank war, he does not fuck around.
— Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww) January 25, 2018
This is a job for pic.twitter.com/OFn1g1vWHq
— ? (@KiannaFierce) January 25, 2018
Okay if you’re going to leave us hanging I’m doing a prediction poll:
— becca morgan (@itsmebeccam) January 25, 2018
A prediction poll as to where Chrissy Teigen decided to pee when her toilet went missing.
Wow, the internet really is a scary place.
Anyway, Chrissy has yet to confirm where in the world her toilet went off to.
Instead, she simply shared one last cry for help amidst her stress.
Poor woman.
please help me https://t.co/aCwLoGarbr
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 25, 2018
