Chrissy Teigen lost her toilet this morning and everyone was very confused

How.

Just how. Imagine walking into your bathroom, absolutely bursting, only to discover that the literal toilet was gone. Just up and vanished. You'd be fairly distraught, in fairness. Chrissy Teigen was anyway because she had already started "releasing" when she figured out that the toilet was nowhere to be seen. https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/956413753452474368 No, really. It wasn't. She wasn't lying. https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/956414472557490177 So grim. Understandably, Chrissy's followers were just as confused by the rogue toilet as she was. So, they started sharing their intense (and quite detailed, really) theories about where it could have gone. ... Or where she peed instead. (Suggestions that Chrissy's toilet is gone where it belongs - somewhere far away to hold her cookbooks - were not tolerated.

time for plan b pic.twitter.com/bB1n8fRFY3

— alyssa (@wiignewton) January 25, 2018

Man, when @johnlegend commits to a spousal prank war, he does not fuck around.

— Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww) January 25, 2018

This is a job for pic.twitter.com/OFn1g1vWHq

— ? (@KiannaFierce) January 25, 2018

Okay if you’re going to leave us hanging I’m doing a prediction poll:

— becca morgan (@itsmebeccam) January 25, 2018

A prediction poll as to where Chrissy Teigen decided to pee when her toilet went missing. Wow, the internet really is a scary place. Anyway, Chrissy has yet to confirm where in the world her toilet went off to. Instead, she simply shared one last cry for help amidst her stress. Poor woman. https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/956417971026411520