Good Week/Bad Week: Nipple Slips, Impromptu Weddings And The New Celebland Town Bicycle

Good Week/Bad Week is where we take a look back at the rich and famous that had a bad week in Celebland, if for nothing else, just to make ourselves feel better!

To make it fair, we’ll also give a shout-out to the crowd that had a good week, although that obviously won’t be as much fun…

Good Week

Jordan

The biggest 'WTF' news item of the week. We've placed Jordan and her impromptu wedding in Good Week because, let's face it, she's probably enjoyed the week, so long as she just didn't read the newspapers post-nuptials. The glamour model slash business woman slash mum wed her boyfriend of a mere few weeks yesterday. Get ready for the big magazine reveal coming soon...

The laugh's on us if they last a few years...

Elton John

This music superstar became a daddy for the second time this week with his partner David Furnish. He also spoke about their toddler Zachary and explained why he thinks he'll have a difficult time growing up. Congratulations Daddy and Papa...

Bill Clinton

We forget that celebrities must be somewhat starstruck when they see the handsome former US president Bill Clinton too... and that's why one Hollywood legend splashed out nearly half a million US dollars to spend some time with the silver fox this week. We don't know which one we're more jealous of...

Bad Week

Eva Longoria

Nip slip alert. And it was the classy Eva Longoria... her reaction? The best way possible to react to a serious wardrobe malfunction.

Poor Eva acted like a classy lady after her red carpet faux-pas...

Kristen Stewart

God, she's had a tough few months. The Twilight star spent the summer dealing with gags, slags and jokes as she was caught loving it up with her Snow White And The Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, a married man. She spent a few months trying to get her man, Robert Pattinson back, another few months trying to get back in his good books and now... well now, he's dumped her, once and for all. Check out the details here.

Taylor Swift

Knowing her track record of men, Taylor has probably already recovered from her 63 day relationship with One Direction's Mr Styles. But Hollywood/family/friends/fans/the general public aren't letting her forget about the name she's making for herself 'round Celebland way. The amazingly witty, dry-humoured hosts of the Golden Globes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, certainly won't let her forget about it...