“Horn-Creating…”: Sinead O’Connor’s Filthy Dating Profile Banned From Site

Sinead O'Connor has been banned from a dating site, after less than an hour of setting it up. The reason? She was too filthy.

“I wrote a very horn-creating account of exactly what the f*** would be happening on my ideal first date," Sinead told the Irish Sun.

The singer told the Irish tabloid she created the dirtiest profile possible, because she wanted to see how long it would remain online.

“I wrote a profile so sexual it was removed by the people running the site," the 46-year-old said.

“And trust me, in the past I’ve written some humdinger profiles but never had one removed.

“I am very proud.”

O’Connor’s profile, called “horn creating”, had over 160 replies within 45 minutes of it being posted.

O'Connor claims she knows of plenty of people pretending to be something they're not online.

“A guy I met there last year and boned a few times and is always on there pretending all sorts of s***e," she wrote on her blog.

“Not realising it was me, he replied he had a car and could meet me, only I know the lying f***er has no car.

“So without saying it was me I just wrote back and said ‘you don’t have a car’ and then he knew it was me!”

“Men on dating sites ONLY want the ride and they don’t really give a s*** who or what," she continued.

She also said there is a distinct lack of choice in the country for older women looking for some fun.

“There’s a huge market for any enterprising men out there. Especially of forty and over.

“This f***ing country is an embarrassment when it comes to catering for the desires of ladies who don’t want to be girlfriends or wives.

“Who nevertheless require regular and above all safe seeing to.”