Vanity Fair have shared their 2016 Hollywood issue.
It’s lovely and the women all look gorgeous and they’re very deserving of their place in the lineup.
But what about women in Ireland? When will their heyday come? Today. That is when.
Nadine Coyle
The nation’s favourite birthday-confused popstar is truly deserving of a place in the photograph. She’s looking great for 15!
Mrs Doyle
She was a divil on set for the photograph, non-stop brews being dished out. Congratulations Mrs Doyle, a truly deserving participant.
Molly The Morbeg
Rossa’s pal might be gone from our screens, but that doesn’t mean she’s forgotten. Her dress is unfortunately hidden in the photo, but it was stunning.
Enya
Enya thought we’d leave her out? You are mistaken. She is a national treasure and just look at that orinoco flowing dress. Magnificent.
‘Is This A Date?’ Girl
Barry’s Tea sales soared after her quirky advert was aired and deservedly so. You never forget the first time you heard a Beatles song, but you also never forget the first time you saw that piece of monumental cinematic history.
Dolores From Fair City
Life has been far from easy for FC’s most likeable woman. Between the scandals that have engulfed her family, we are honoured that she took the time out to participate in this photoshoot.
Sinéad O’Connor
Nothing compares to this woman’s incredible achievements. Her music is treasured both nationally and internationally, as is her wonderful smile. What has she been doing hiding those pins all these years?
Biddy From Glenroe
Poor Biddy met her demise in the series (spoiler alert), but she’s quite clearly back from the dead in this stunning gown from the Dunnes Stores Savida range. Stunning.
Samantha Mumba
She went quiet for a while, but Samantha is back with a bang in this smouldering photoshoot. People often forget that she’s written hit songs such as Bohemian Rhapsody, Hey Jude and Stairway To Heaven.
Teresa Mannion
Don’t take risks on treacherous photoshoots! Teresa certainly didn’t. What a year she’s had, filled with worldwide fame and thousands of YouTube hits. Ladies and gentlemen, Teresa Mannion.
Miriam
She’s all business in this gorgeous hat and coat combination. Miriam is certainly ready for the Irish weather! You may have noticed she’s dropped the ‘O’ Callaghan’ and is now going solo with Miriam – like Beyoncé, Cher and Adele.
Evelyn Cusack
The Toy Show was lucky enough to nab her, so we were equally privileged to have Evelyn in this photoshoot. Look at those arms, she’s a natural.
Bosco
The gender fluid angel of Ireland was an inevitable inclusion in this shoot. He/she has fallen out of the limelight recently due to a range of other interests including a table tennis tournament and a very mild addiction to prescription medicine.
